Eight Easy Steps

Alanis Morissette

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(Let's get it while it's hot)



How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment

How to defer to men in solvable predicaments

How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you

How to have that not work and have them run away from you



How to keep people at arms-length and never get too close

How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most

How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone

How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone



I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps

The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget

I'll show you how to in eight easy steps

I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best



How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist

How to play all-pious when you're really a hypocrite

How to hate God when you're a prayer and a spiritualist

How to sabotage your fantasies by fear of success



I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps

The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget

I'll show you how to in eight easy steps

I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best



I've been doing research for years

I've been practicing my ass off

I've been training my whole life for this moment, I swear to you

Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you



I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps

The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget

I'll show you how to in eight easy steps

I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best



How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else

How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself

How to know them all too well to avoid going within

How to stay stuck in your life blaming them for everything



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