Reefer Madness

Alan Cumming

Creeping like a communist, it′s knocking at our doors
Turning all our children into hooligans and whores
Voraciously devouring the way things are todaySavagely deflowering the good old U.S.A

It's reefer madness, reefer madness
(Reefer madness, reefer madness)
Oh so mad

See the kids, precious kids
Yes, their heads are on the chopping block and someone′s got to dare to take a stand
Can't ignore any more, it could be your son or daughter
With a deadly stick of reefer in their hand
They're heading straight for

Reefer madness, reefer madness
Reefer madness, reefer madness
Save our kids

Stealthy as a socialist, it slithers up our shores
Turning all our children into hooligans and whores
This smoking bowl of evil bears the choking stench of sin
It burrows like a weevil under tender Christian skin

This, reefer madness, reefer madness
Reefer madness, reefer madness
Oh so mad

Pull the wool from your eyes
We′re in need of righteous soliders for this merry wonder has to be destroyed
Fight the urge of this scourge, it′s destructive but seductive
So some drastic measures need to be employed
To put and end to

Reefer madness, reefer madness
Reefer madness, reefer madness
Oh so mad

Deadly as the Democrats that empty out our stores
Turning all our children into hooligans and whores
Teenagers across the land are glazed and oversexed
If you fail to draw the line, your babies will be next

Oh, reefer madness, reefer madness
Reefer madness, reefer madness
Oh so mad

Tell your children (reefer madness)
Fight the menace (reefer madness)
Kill the Devil (reefer madness)
Save the country (reefer madness)
Madness, madness, madness, madness, reefer's made us crazy barking
Mad