Bummerland, here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland, give a cheer′Cause you're only going up from here
This month, I got seven haircuts
And now my hair is all gone
It′s sad but I've been alone for too long
So I keep getting haircuts
It's my all time low
And I just can′t wait
′Cause the quicker I'm there
Is the quicker I′ll say
Bummerland, here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland, give a cheer
'Cause you′re only going up from here
Bummerland, here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland, sorry dear
But you're only going up from here
My friends always pay for my drinks
I can′t afford no nice things
But I hope my bank account gets so low
Even zero
So next year
When I buy that first beer
I'll be a goddamn hero
It's my all time low
And I just can′t wait
′Cause the quicker I'm there
Is the quicker I′ll say
Bummerland, here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland, sorry dear
But you're only going up from here
Daa da-da da
Daa da-da da
Daa da-da da (′cause you're only going up from here)
Daa da-da da
It′s my all time low
And I just can't wait
'Cause the quicker I′m there
Is the quicker I′ll say
Bummerland, here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland, give a cheer
'Cause you′re only going up from here
Bummerland, here I am
And there ain't no funner land
Bummerland, it′s kinda weird
But you're only going up from here
