No Such Thing

Agent Orange

You're kind of acting strange to me


You really shouldn't be so rude


I think I've seen you change your mind before


I've never seen you change your mood


Everybody get away from me


Don't everybody push and shove


Everybody stop asking me


I'm telling you I'm not in love





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There's no such thing


It doesn't matter to me


I know there's no such thing


Isn't that a relief?


To know there's no such thing





Hey you! Snap out of it


It's time for you to act your age


No you're never going to get your way


So break into a screaming rage


A good excuse to start a non-stop teenage romance


Turning love into lust


I'm only looking for somebody to talk to


Or somebody I can trust





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