I Hate Children

Adolescents

Another child born to the house - I hate children

Raise him right so he won't be a mouse - I hate children

I hate it when they make lots of noise - I hate children

And i broke my neck tripping over their toys - I hate children



[Chorus:]

Shut your mouth you stupid little brat

what you need's a smack smack smack

If i had my way i'd give you all away



I hate the crying that they make - I hate children

Screaming and whining for a piece of cake - I hate Children

I hate getting up late at night - I hate children

To Check and see if the crying baby's alright - I hate children



[Chorus]



Now you're had you little monstrous kid - i hate children

It's of you that i'll be rid - I hate children

Do you see this toy it's called a gun - I hate children

And if you wanna live you'd better run - I hate children



[Chorus]



I hate children - I hate children

I hate Children - I hate children

Kill all children dead