The Cheerleader

Adam Sandler featuring Steve Koren

[Sound of pom-poms]

[Cheerleader: With annoying feminine voice]

"Ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!"

[Performing cheer]

[Cheerleader:] "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we're the

Tigers, we're out for vic-tor-y - Yeah!"

[No response]

[Cheerleader:] "Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!"

[Still no response]

[Cheerleader:] "Come on! The girls volleyball team's got a big game tonight!

And we're gonna win 'cause we're the -"

[Guy in crowd:] "Sit down!"

[Cheerleader:] "You guys are assholes!" [Whining]

"You think this is easy being a cheerleader!?

Let's see you come down here and try it!"

[Guy:] "Shut up!"

[Cheerleader:] "You're the one who should be shutting up!

This is my senior year of cheerleading and you're ruining it!

I paid for my pom-poms with my own money." [Half-crying]

[Guy:] "You suck!"

[Cheerleader: Hurt] "I was gonna do a split for you guys,

but now I'm not gonna cuz you guys don't appreciate anything."

[Something hurled and hit Cheerleader]

[Cheerleader:] "Owwww! Who threw that!?

I'm gonna get a bruise now! I hate my school!" [Whining]

[Crowd cheering softly in background]

[Guy:] "We're sorry."

[Pause]

[Guy:] "Just kidding, you suck!"

[Cheerleader: Half-crying] "Ahhaw..No..."