[Adam Sandler]:
Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country with my tape recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press record and these people would wail away on each other man they would really go at it and I captured it on tape. Also I went around the country and I taped people in weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit there with my tape recorder, press record, and these people would have themselves a workout man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for people on the street and see if they know the difference between people working out and people havin' sex.
Sir, what's your name?
[Man]:
Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Gregory Miner.
[Adam Sandler]:
Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin.
[Man]:
Uh huh
[Adam Sandler]:
And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the country and taped people having sex
[Man]:
Uh huh
[Adam Sandler]:
I also taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the
two tapes for you right now
[Man]:
Ok
[Adam Sandler]:
You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin' sex?
[Man]:
Yeah I got ya
[Adam Sandler]:
Alright I'm pressing the play button...Now.
{Moans and screams}
[Adam Sandler]:
What do you think?
[Man]:
Well that's people having sex.
[Adam Sandler]:
No they were doing a Military Press
[Man]:
But..but they...
[Adam Sandler]:
No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people will hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to someone else. Sir, what
