If I ask you difficult questions
If I make improper suggestions
Would you find that a risk to your health
Would you put me up on the book shelf
With the books and the plants
Desperate but not serious
Your kisses dirve me delirious
If were kind and adoring, how would that be?
Very boring
Mr. press-man with your pen knife
Always asking about my sex life
And who with, and how many times
Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delirious
Oh all the advise, seems so unkind
If you don't stop, oh you will go blind
They tell you it's none of their business
And console you with a big kiss
On the lips, and on the back of the neck (Ah hey)
Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delirious
