This little trick went out to the club,
This lil′ trick stayed home.
This lil' trick she′s looking for love,
But this lil' trick just wants to bone.
I am so played out,
When will it end,
I wanted to make out,
She wants to be friends.
I am so satanic,
She is so born again,
I need to get that p____,
But she won't let me in.
I′ve seen them jeans when they first walked in,
Shhh don′t say a think i can hear your p____ talking,
Me and you could do some serious f___ing,
But I got a girlfriend,
And you got a boyfriend.
So you and your little boyfriend should just keep on walkin,
Cause if that little man got a problem,
This man know how to solve him.
Next time i see him at the 7-11,
I'm a turn this skateboard into a deadly weapon.
I roll up on my independents,
And ask this s___ who her big a__ friend is.
I can′t ollie, I can't drop in,
But i can skate to the liquor store,
And buy some Gin.
Gimme that HED, HED, HED.
I need a HED, HED, HED.
I want a HED, HED, HED.
You need it HED, HED, HED.
C′mon
This ones for my real punk rock homies,
F___ the whole world,
Let the whole world blow me.
F___ you b____, f___ him f___ her.
And if mommy looks good im'a be a m____fucker.
I smoke that kind of chronic that those white boys grow,
And when im out on tour they plex the crops at the show.
20 years ago they smoked columbian gold,
Today we pack skunk in that columbian fold,
How many groupies wanna get backstage,
And if it wasn′t for groupies I'd probably never get laid.
And if it wasn't for hip-hop I′d probably be dead.
Or locked up in the pen,
Or in the county jail.
Mopper with ma′ blues on,
Mad as hell,
But im out and getting more p____ than d___s in the dark.
I smoke with DMX and i drank with linkin park.
I drive a stock chevvy,
And i shop at the walmart.
C'mon HED, HED, HED.
I need a HED, HED, HED.
I want a HED, HED, HED.
You need it HED, HED, HED.
C′mon HED, HED, HED.
I need a HED, HED, HED.
I want a HED, HED, HED.
You need it HED, HED, HED.
C'mon turn it up its about to go down.
Light it up, take a puff and pass it around.
I don′t give a f___ fool feel my cup,
Im'a f___ a dirty s___,
Im′a drink and throw it up.
Your bands not punk/rock you sound like s___,
How many tramps wanna suck my d___.
You think you know me but you don't know s___,
You get the black eye and a big fat lip.
You get so mad see me get high,
If your so p___ed go ahead and slit your wrists.
Flick on your c___orus and bubble your t__s,
And what not.
I pull your pony tail and find your spot.
C'mon HED, HED, HED.
I need a HED, HED, HED.
I want a HED, HED, HED.
You need it HED, HED, HED.
C′mon HED, HED, HED.
I need a HED, HED, HED.
I want a HED, HED, HED.
You need it HED, HED, HED.
C′mon, uh.