Gary's Got A Boner

The Replacements

Hut..yeah..c'mon



C'mon little kiddie (Gary?), get your head on right

C'mon little kiddie (Gary?), get your head on straight

You're gonna get her down

You're gonna finger to her

You're gonna suck me down

You're gonna see her out...



Forget about the lights, girl, and the cars

You never heard somebody so far

Grab a hold, gonna hold

You're gonna stick it to her

You're gonna stick it to her



Gary got a boner

'Cause Gary's got a boner

Gary got a boner

Gary's got a boner now



You locked that door, rolled up that window

Tied your sister up by the fender

I don't know if I will

You're gonna stick it to her

Yes, you're gonna stick it to her



Gary got a boner

Gary's got a boner

Gary's got a soft-on

Enough for more, more, more, more

Let it go