don't you fart in my new car baby
cos the smell will be too awful
and I will suffocate
oh don't fart in my new car baby
cos it'll rust it up
and you'll have hard sex tonight
so that's why you mustn't fart in my new car baby
unless you want hard sex
yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh
so kiss my fuckin ass
if you want to pass on having hard sex tonight
cos mr.martin will be watching over us
muttering to himself 'hard luck'
and singing this song
while he fucks the dancing poo
yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh
