You told me that
It just couldn't be
You don't want to go out with me
No, I'm not sad
I don't even care
Cuz dumb boys like you are everywhere
Yeah, that's right
[ CHORUS :
(So) B-O-R-I-N-G
Too bad you're not the boy for me
B-O-R-I-N-G
I wanted something quick and easy
I didn't like you anyway
I was just looking for fun, uh-huh
I didn't like you anyway
I'm a speed demon on the run
You thought I would be broken hearted
Maybe I would be if you weren't so retarded
I asked your name
You don't even know
You should have dumped me on that talk show
CHORUS
I think that nasal spray got to your brain
I knew you were lame from your wallet chain
A Boston baked bean is the size of your head
I heard you even wet your bed
CHORUS
I didn't like you
I didn't like you
