Only When I'm Drunk

Tha Alkaholiks

Intro: Tash, speaking to J-Ro




Yo whassup man, get up man [*urrp* I can't bust man]



Get up nigga, bust [I'm fucked]



Get up you gotta do your verse nigga



[Aight I'll try it] Get up nigga!




Verse One: J-Ro




I get drunk and I stumble to the phone



And conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone



OHh shit, tow back, I need to take a piss



Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this



My grandma and your grandma *urrp*



Sittin by the fire



Hold on, turn the beat off [nah, keep it goin



J-Ro can you make it?] I'm just not knowin



I get drunk and start talkin mo' shit



And when I got a gun in my hand you better get, out



Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be



Forget tryin to raionalize, cover your eyes



Ah d-*urrp*, damn I'm drunk



I need a chunk, no better yet a hunk of that funk



When I get drunk I might act uncouth



But when I get drunk I always tell the truth



Yeah I'm good, I'm bad, I'm dope, I'm freaky fresh



I make hip-hop fans say yes yes



The Liks comin through, you know we gonna blow upop



Hold up, hold up, I think I gotta...



*urrrrrrp* Damn, false alarm



Gettin all the ladies with my cool charm



When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk



Yeah, but only when I'm dr-*urp* drunk




Yeah, let me pass the forty, to my nigga, Tash




Verse Two: Tash, E-Swift




It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia



It's the pimp-slap niggy with drinks in the freezer



Bust the one out, two out, [flips] type of rapper



That'd get you our your seat quicker than a car jacker



Slip a Colt for the fever when I'm coolin with my people



Got hoes in East Columus lik