Can't Tell Me Shit

Tha Alkaholiks

Verse One: E-Swift



I stop by the club, cuz it ain't shit else to do it



I'm on the guestlist, it's E-Swift plus two



Stepped to the bar, cuz, it's a bad habit



Open mic night, so, the Liks gots to grab it



Check the mic, it sounds tight so



I guess we might rock the motherfucker all night yo



The niggaz went wild, the hoes went crazy



We dropped the microphone than we Swayze



Verse Two: J-Ro



Oooh don't I sound great when I down a black eighth



My style is much hotter than the enchilada plate



My name is James but the girls call me God when I'm humpin



I should get a gold medal for broad jumpin



Rappers, talkin bout, back to the old school



You never shoulda left in the first place fool



Now everybody wants to be a prophet



But I won't quit rhymin bout my dick so get off it



You put a rhyme together but I only dismantle it



So gimme a high-five cause you juts can't handle it



If rap was a swimming pool I'd climb to the top



Plus a triple-back, hand me the mic and watch the belly flop



Dagnabit, I got a bad habit



It don't matter where I'm at I seen a booty and I grab it



So niggaz step back before you get lit



I'm a grown motherfuckin man and you can't tell me shit



Chorus: repeat 2X



You can't tell me shit, you can't tell me a hot damn thing



You can't tell me shit, you can't tell me shit



Verse Three: J-Ro



I rock you like Lenny Kravitz, or Nirvana



I'm puttin suckers on pause like a comma



I never ape crazy act but I got the yapes a superhero



from the ghetto puttin creases in my capes



(Up up up and away, J-Ro!!)



I got more hoes than a canyon got echoes



I'm rougher than Bluto, tougher than a callous



My number one football team i