She's Not On The Menu

SNFU

Who is that new waitress?

He wants her on his plate

Everytime he sees her

He just has to masturbate

He wants her luscious breasts

On the end of his fork

But all this menu offers

Is chicken, beef or pork



I don't want that girl to be mine

For breakfast, lunch or suppertime

She's not a sex object, she's a person too

I know that she's not on the menu



He wants to eat her body

Just like a plate of fries

And suck out all the gravy

That seeps into her thighs

He says he 'loves' that girl

And thinks that it is true

'Cuzs every time she speaks to him

He cums into his soup