(Brad)
Dear blender
Oh won't you help a first offender
Oh, toaster, don't you put the burn on me
Refrigerator, why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin' in the kitchen or
Crying in the bedroom all night
Dear knife-drawer
Now won't you help me to face life more
Oh, trash can, don't you put the dirt on me
Oh, percolator, why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin' in the kitchen or
Crying in the bedroom all night
(Janet)
Everything used to be O.K.
But I've been had and Brad, I'm glad to say
Is on his way
Micro-digital awaker
Why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin' in the kitchen or
Crying in the bedroom all night
Shower curtain, oh won't you help me to be certain
Oh, toothpaste, don't you put the squeeze on me
Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin' in the kitchen or
Crying in the bedroom all night
Tell me spectator
Why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin' in the kitchen or
Crying in the bedroom all night
