Took a shower this morning
There was hot water left!
I think it's gonna be a great day
There was brand new bar of soap in there
Not just a little chicklet
I think it's gonna be a great day
My kid got suspended...
Not arrested!
I think it's gonna be a great day
Ran out of toilet paper
But there's plenty of coffee filters
I think it's gonna be a great day
My rent is late
But my wife isn't!
I think it's gonna be a great day
My wife's a schizophrenic
I finally had a threesome!!
I think it's gonna be a great day
Went to the supermarket
The person in front of me had American money
I think it's gonna be a great day
I was in the frozen food isle
There was a woman in there with no bra on
I think it's gonna be a great day
Had to call a plumber...
His shirt was all tucked in in the back!
I think it's gonna be a great day
Saw an athlete talking on television
I understood him!!
I think it's gonna be a great day
My car was stolen
Ha! Ha! Has no brakes!
I think it's gonna be a great day
My wife's not talking to me
Waaa-waaa-waaa
I think it's gonna be a great day!!
