Your being here is no accident
Me and your mom had to cohabit
Don't worry, I'm your pappy
I can tell you without a doubt
Ain't no need for you to pout
Don't worry, I'm your pappy
You ain't no red-headed stepchild
You are mine, that's why you're wild
Don't worry, I'm your pappy
Look in the mirror and you'll agree
You look an awful lot like me
Don't worry, I'm your pappy
You got my nose you got my chin
You got my crooked little grin
Don't worry, I'm your pappy
Ohh ohh ohh ohh, don't worry
I'm your pappy.
(parody of Don't Worry, Be Happy)
