Rappin' Rodney

Rodney Dangerfield

I tell ya I'm alright now

But last week I was in rough shape

But I don't get a break with nuthin'



I played hide and seek when I was three

(no respect, no respect)

Why they couldn't even look for me

(no respect, no respect)

I was an ugly kid I never had fun

(no respect, no respect)

They put me through a dog showand I won!

(no respect, no respect)

When I was born I brought no joy

(no respect, no respect)

My old man said he wanted a boy

(no respect, no respect)

I was an ugly kid always alone

(no respect, no respect)

Halloween I had to trick or treat over the phone

(no respect, no respect)

Friends don't call

My phone don't ring

I don't get a break with anything!

(whatsamatta rodney?)

Ah death, where is my sting?!



CHORUS:

It's just Rappin' Rodney

Ain't that your type

No, no

Rappin' Rodney

Get out of sight

It's just

Rappin' Rodney

Make no mistake

Or old

Rappin' Rodney

Can't get a break!



I'm getting old it's hard to face

(no respect, no respect)

Well during sex I lose my place

(no respect, no respect)

Steak and sex my favorite pair

(no respect, no respect)

I have 'em both the same way...very rare

(no respect, no respect)

I know I'm old I could go any minute

(no respect, no respect)

I got a kidney shaped pool with a stone in it

(no respect, no respect)

Doctor Vinnie Boombah that's another one

(no respect, no respect)

I said I wanted to stop aging he gave me a gun

(no respect, no respect)

I told him I got water on the knee

He gave me a sponge and raised his fee

(whatsamatter rodney?)

Ahhhh, It ain't easy bein' me



(CHORUS)



Ah, give me a break

Play somethin' from the forties



Now what kind of music is this?

And how 'bout stardust?



Hey what are you doin'?

That's not stardust!