Hailie: Dick what are you doing?
Eminem and Hailie: Okay then! Everybody listen up!
Eminem: I'm goin' to hell! Who's comin' with me???!?
Hailie: Somebody please help him! I think my dick's gone crazy...
Verse 1
There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high, no plane that I can't learn how to fly/what do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you there ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to?/Fuckin' brains, brawn and brass balls, I cut'em off, and got'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall/ with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John's name on my drag wall, I'm out the closet, I've been lyin' my ass off/All this time me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off (Suck it, Marshall). So tell Laura and her husband to back off/ before I push this muthafuckin' button and blast off and launch one at these Russians and that's all/blow every fuckin' thing except Afghanistan on the map off. When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?/Hailie, tell 'em baby,( My Dick's Lost It!!)
Chorus
There's really nothin' else to say, I... I can't explain it/I think my dick's gone crazy / A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby/I think my dick's gone crazy / There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me/I think my dick's gone crazy/There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie/I think my dick's gone crazy
Verse 2
It's like my bitch always told me, rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and/ goddammit you little bitchfucker if you ain't got nuthin' nice to say then don't say nuthin'/…..uh, fuck that shit mother eat a bitchfuckin' dad, chew on a prick and lick/a million bitchfuckin' cocks per second, I'd rather put out a bitchfuckin' gospel record/I'd rather be a pussy whipped mother, eat pussy, and have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring in my nose then quit bringin' my flows/ quit givin' me my
