She used to call me baby
I thought she was such a lady
But my how things have changed since times moved on
I give her my last dollar
Now all she'll do is hollar
Oh my life has become a country song
I've learned she can't resist me
By the way she always disses me
And comes to bed at night with that cold cream on Sometimes I might feel frisky
But these days its just too risky
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long.
All day long
It goes on and on
If a tree fell in the forest
And she didn't hear it
Would I still be wrong
I guess I should admit it
She ain't never gonna quit it
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long
(spoken)
Man I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny
God you oughta see what's happened to her heiny
Her what?
Her heiny
Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on
Small plane?
I used to roll her in the clover
But thank God those days are over
(sung)
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long
All day long
She goes on and on
(spoken)
If someday they drop the big one
I'd say, "Sweet Jesus she's gonna finally leave me alone"
(sung)
It's all right if we say it
Cuz the radio won't play it
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long.
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long.
