Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans

Noel Coward

Verse 1



We must be kind

And with an open mind

We must endeavour to find

A way-

To let the Germans know that when the war is over

They are not the ones who'll have to pay.

We must be sweet-

And tactful and discreet

And when they've suffered defeat

We mustn't let

Them feel upset

Or ever get

The feeling that we're cross with them or hate them,

Our future policy must be to reinstate them.



Refrain 1



Don't let's be beastly to the Germans

When our victory is ultimately won,

It was just those nasty Nazis who persuaded them to fight

And their Beethoven and Bach are really far worse than their bite

Let's be meek to them-

And turn the other cheek to them

And try to bring out their latent sense of fun.

Let's give them full air parity-

And treat the rats with charity,

But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.



Verse 2



We must be just-

And win their love and trust

And in additon we must

Be wise

And ask the conquered lands to join our hands to aid them.

That would be a wonderful surprise.

For many years-

They've been in floods of tears

Because the poor little dears

Have been so wronged and only longed

To cheat the world,

Deplete the world

And beat

The world to blazes.

This is the moment when we ought to sing their praises.



Refrain 2



Don't let's be beastly to the Germans

When we've definately got them on the run-

Let us treat them very kindly as we would a valued friend

We might send them out some Bishops as a form of lease and lend,

Let's be sweet to them-

And day by day repeat to them

That 'sterilization' simply isn't done.

Let's help the dirty swine again-

To occupy the Rhine again,

But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.



Refrain 3



Don't let's be beast