Daddy Wasn't There

Ming Tea Feat. Austin Powers

:Bridge:

Daddy,
Daddy Wasn't There,
Daddy,
Daddy Wasn't There,

:Chorus:
To take me to the fair,
It seems he doesn't caaarrreee,
Daddy wasn't there,

:Bridge:
Daddy,
Daddy wasn't there,
To change my underwear,
It seems he doesn't caaarrreee,
Daddy wasn't there,

:Verse:
When I was first babtized,
When I was criticized,
When I was osrticized,
When I was jazzicised,
When I was taking kidney pies,
When I was mognorized,
When I was circumsized,
Daddy wasn't there

!Repeat Verse!

To take me to the fair,
To change my underwear,
Daddy wasn't there,
DADDY WASN"T THERE PEACE!

!!!New Song (kinda!)!!!
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..............LONG....................PAUSE.............................................................

:Verse 1:
If u got a daddy issue,
Here's a daddy tissue,

:Chorus:
D to the A - to the DD, Y,
D to the A - to the DD, Y,

:Verse 2:
Say it's not that bad,
But I got a deadbeat dad,
:Chorus:
D to the A - to the DD, Y,
D to the A - to the DD, Y,

:Verse 3:
I sit in my room and cry,
And ask myself the reason why,

:Chorus:
D to the A - to the DD, Y,
D to the A - to the DD, Y,

:Extra:
Daddy,
Daddy,
Daddy

D-A-D-D-Y- PEACE!