Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm blonde
B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy: "So what?"
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
'Cause I'm blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah
They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:
{spoken}
Um, okay. what was it, okay, um, don't tell me, oh yeah, okay...
"Duck, Magnum, duck!"
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I took an IQ test, and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche
'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L-I-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me?
{spoken}
I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August
is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause we&
