They want an overhead projector
And a las vegas chorus
Video collage and a bad guitarist
There is nothing here
You would need that hymnal for
Children leave your brains
At the sanctuary door
So we dumb this down
Dumb this down
We're creating monsters
Creed and kyrie
They don't know how to say
Take it over sixty minutes
You can't make 'em stay
We have an opportunity
To rise to the occasion
But we'd rather have capacity
Than a congregation
So we dumb this down
Dumb this down
We're creating monsters
