I'm a lazy boy
There's no doubt about it
Might take a miracle
To get me started
Don't get me started
Don't get me started again
Son you better get up
You better get up while can
I make a dash in the lazy boy hundred
I start out slow but I lean back
And pull you under it
They say the competition lags
Behind precision wasting
Don't need a rear view
I know it's my smoke they are tasting
Damn another tragic jam
I know I'm s'posed to use my brake
So on the gas I slam
You better get up
You better get up while you can
Employed to crash the lazy boy hundred
Don't need no luck
We aim to suck
Just for the fun of it
They say you can't be kind
So don't you bother wasting
Your precious energy is victory
For they're tasting
I said damn another crack pot scam
I thought that things were going great
Now that I'm on the lamb
Damn another bunt grand slam
I think it's time to celebrate
Now that we rule the land
Son better get up while you can
I'm a lazy boy
There's no doubt about it
Might take a miracle
To get me started
I'm a miracle
There's no doubt about it
Might take a lazy girl
To get me started
Don't get me started again
Don't get me started
Son you better get up
You better get up while you can
