They're Everywhere
I'm a paranoid schizophrenic
with surround sound speakers
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
I hooked my cell phone
to a megaphone
to my headphone
and I'm still alone
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
and I'd like to talk to you right now
but it's me on the other line
I'll call you back
when the weather man
on the news gives me the sign
and I know you think
they're all out to get you
but they're really out to get me
can't you see
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
I'm a millitant environmentalist
in a Ford Exploder
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
I'm a xenophobic tapiocaphobe
and a claustrophobic agoraphobe
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
And I'd like to talk to you right now
but it's me on my other mind
I'll call you back when the spaceship lands
in 1949
and I know you think they're all out to get you
but they're really out to get me
can't you see
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
I'm a bipedal omnivoric semi-simian
who is always mating
they're everywhere!
they're every
