It's Good News Week

Hedghoppers Anonymous

It's good news week,

Someone's dropped a bomb somewhere,

Contaminating atmosphere

And blackening the sky,

It's good news week,

Someones found a way to give,

The rotting dead a will to live,

Go on and never die.



Have you heard the news?

What did it say?

Who's won that race?

What's the weather like today?



It's good news week,

Families shake the need for gold,

By stimulating birth control,

We're wanting less to eat.



It's good news week,

Doctors finding many ways,

Of wrapping brains in metal trays,

To keep us from the heat.



It's good news week,

Someone's dropped a bomb somewhere,

Contaminating atmosphere

And blackening the sky,

It's good news week,

Someones found a way to give,

The rotting dead a will to live,

Go on and never die.



Have you heard the news?

What did it say?

Who's won that race?

What's the weather like today?

(what's the weather like today?)



It's good news week,

Families shake the need for gold,

By stimulating birth control,

We're wanting less to eat.



It's good news week,

Doctors finding many ways,

Of wrapping brains in metal trays,

To keep us from the heat.



To keep us from the heat.



To keep us from the heat.