Hot sun, beating down
Burning my feet just walking around!
Hot sun, making me sweat,
Gators' gettin' close hasn't got me yet!
I can't dance, I can't talk,
The only thing about me is the way I walk.
I can't dance, I can't sing,
I'm just standin' here sellin' everything.
Blue jeans sit on the beach,
Her dog's talkin' to me but she's outta reach.
Oooh she's got a body,
Under that shirt!
Well all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt!
Cuz I can't dance, I can't talk,
The only thing about me is the way I walk.
I can't dance, I can't sing,
I'm just standin' here sellin',
And checkin' everything is in place,
You never know who is lookin' on!
Young punk spillin' beer on my shoes,
Fat guys talkin' to me tryin' to steal my blues!
Thick smoke, see her smilin' through,
I never thought so much could happen just shootin' pool!
But I can't dance, I can't talk,
The only thing about me is the way I walk.
I can't dance, I can't sing,
I'm just standin' here sellin',
Oh and checkin' everything is in place,
You never know who is looking on.
The perfect body, with the perfect face...
No I can't dance, I can't talk,
The only thing about me is the way I walk.
I can't dance, I can't sing,
I'm just standin' here sellin' everything.
Well I can't walk!
No I can't dance!
I can't dance!
No I said I can't sing!
