Woke up today
Lookin' thru my e-mail
It's all triple x
Explicit sex
But I'm not horny
Can't make it stop
The different colored soda pops
Striped toe socks
Call the cops
I can't take anymore
I got the perfect cell plan
with nights and weekends free
all the ring tones that I need
but no one ever calls me
I should paint myself green
Walk around in a red g-string
Cause I just don't fit in
Turn my hat sideways
Put a band aid on my face
you know that i
Wish I could start a trend
Checkin out a hit of
the paris hill
joe millionare
clickin through a hundred million channels
loose the pounds
you gotta by now
here's the number
to save your soul
breaking news
another Michael Jackson scandal
I got the perfect cell plan
With nights and weekends free
More ?off beat? that I need
no one ever calls me
I wear low rider jeans
Put a bar bell through my dingaling
Cause I just don't fit in
Turn my hat sideways
Put a band aid on my pretty face
Cause I wish I no I could
I would start a trend
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Then theres my girlfriend
She's such a cutie
She'd be a beauty
If she could get an extreme makeover on that booty
I could bend her over
And she lets me spank it
Take off my jeans
The zipper pinched my dingaling
Cause I don't really fit in
Throw my hat away
Take that stupid band aid off my face
And I, I wish there were
One more way to tan your skin
A reality show where no one wins
If I would be myself
Then I could start a trend
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Then I could start a trend
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
If I could just be myself
Na na na na na
