Don't get a million bucks for getting out of bed
Don't get a million fucks when I punch blokes in the head
But even if we never get a billboard top-10 hit, at least we know Russel Crowe's band's a fucking pile of shit
Don't get Olympic athletes to my barbecue
Don't get extortion threats from the Coffs Harbour saloon
And even if our paychecks might as well be counterfeit, at least we know Russel Crowe's band's a fucking pile of shit
