i'm twenty-nine years old, still wearing the wallet chain, like i was twenty-eight.
i'm wearing my vans right now,
so high school kids will think that i can skate.
i've got a degree in science, yet shaking my fists in defiance.
anyway, i'm not cliche, i hardly own any ties.
i may be old, but at least i'm not like all those other old guys.
i'm watching mtv, for fashion tips, so i can say, that i saw it first.
backwards hat, tattoos, and goatee say i'm cool, just like fred durst.
i pay almost all my bills, i sleep on a futon still.
anyway, i'm not cliche, i might not even die.
i may be old, but at least i'm not like all those other old guys.
