[Uncle Dolamite]
Come on over hunnie
and give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
[*kissing Sounds*]
well what you want baby?
[Baby]
Would you tell me a story?
[Uncle Dolamite]
You want me to tell you a story?
[Baby]
Hell yeah!
[Other Baby]
Me too!
[Uncle Dolamite]
Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story
about the bad ass Eazy E
he was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three
listen and listen well
he's a bad Muthafu-
[Mother]
Gimmie that god damn book!
here let me read you this one
Chrismas in Compton
it was a silent night, yes a holy night,
until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin' right?
[Carolers]
Deck the halls with balls of holy
tra la la la la la la la la
tis the season to be jolly....
[Eazy-E]
Merry Chrismas muthafucka!
[*Gun Shots*]
Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
while I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe
now dashin' through the snow
in a candy red top 6-4
over the hills I go
laughin' at this hoe
nuts on rich and rings
makin' me feel right
oh what fun it is to know
that I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
so ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way
hey ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick
oh yay!
tis the season to get busy
compton crime lick
and I'm smokin' on this stick.
[Santa]
Ho ho ho come sit on my face
I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas
ho ho.
[Menajahtwa]
I want a slay ride
a cd player
a fifty rum
she said slide down the chimney
in a pool of cum
a VCR on a set with one of
those porno flicks
give that to rudolph the red nose
