They're Comming To Take Me Away

Dr. Demento

Remember when you ran away,

and I got on my knees and

begged you not to leave,

because I'd go bezerk?

Well,

You left me anyhow and

then the days got worse and worse,

and now you see I've gone completley

out of my mind

And,



They're comming to take me away

Haha!

They're comming to take me away

Hoho hehe haha!

To the funny farm,

where life is beautifil all the time,

and I'll b happy to see those nice young men

in their clean white coats

and they're comming to take me away haha!!



You thought it was a joke

and so you laughed you laughed

when I had said that

loosing you would make me flip my lid

Right?

You know you laughed,

I heard you laugh,

you laughed you laughed and laughed

and then you left but now

you know I'm utterly mad

And,



They're comming to take me away

Haha!

They're comming to take me away

Hoho hehe haha!

To the happy home

with trees and flowers and chirping birds

and basket weavers who sit and smile

and twidle their thumbs and toes

and they're comming to take me away

hahaha!!



I cooked your food I cleaned your house

and this is how you pay me back

for all my kind unselfish loving deeds

Huh?

Well you just wait

they'll find you yet

and when they do they'll put u in the ASPCA

you mangy mutt!

And,



They're comming to take me away

Haha!

They're comming to take me away

Hoho hehe haha!

To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll b happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and theyre comming to take me away hahaha!!

To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twidle their thumbs and toes and They're comming to take me away

Hahaha!!

To the funny farm where life is beautifil all the time and I'll b happy to see those nice young men...(fade out)