She's a flat-foot woman
With a low I.Q.,
When it comes to makin' love
She knows just what to do.
She's a wine-o,
Yes she's my mommy-o.
Now she ain't good lookin',
But she knows what's cookin',
She's a wine-o
She's my mommy-o.
She weighs two-ten,
She's got a horrible face,
No star in pictures
Could ever take her place.
She's a wine-o,
Yes she's my mommy-o.
Now she ain't good lookin',
But she knows what's cookin',
She's a wine-o
She's my mommy-o.
Look like a tiger,
Love like a lamb,
She puts her arms around me,
I shout Ooo-bop she-bam!
She's a wine-o,
Yes she's my mommy-o.
Now she ain't good lookin',
But she knows what's cookin',
She's a wine-o
She's my mommy-o.
