A Night I Can't Remember

Cledus T. Judd

Paul does this kind of thing everyday

Yeah, like what, skip a rehersal, you know we got the CNL Awards tomorrow night

What are we gonna do about a drummer?

Hey you, come here, you ever played drums before?

No

Want to?

Yeah

Get in there and beat em then!



Okay hot dog, start the song you little show boat!

Who do you think you are, Tommy Lee Jhones?

Let's go!

Not bad for a four year old!



Been dang near two years since I've had a beer

By gosh that's changing tonight

Gonna start me a tab and call me a cab (>whistle

Might even get in a fight

I ain't gonna hold it forever

Gonna have myself a night I can't remember



Miller Lights, shot a crown

Man that stuff hurts going down

One too many coke and jacks

It'll all come flooding back

That ol' quervo's way too strong

But one more 'for I go home

Fire up the blender

Gonna have myself a night I can't remember



Get me a cold towel and a gun



Drunk ain't my style

And it'll be a long while 'for I pull that stunt again

Oh my head

Tylenol and tums

Oh no here it comes

I'm praying to the porcline

This hangover can't last forever

Dun had myself a night I can't remember



Shot out the lights, kick down the door

Woke up face down on the floor

I'd better call someone and ask how I'd wound up in this cast

I've got stamps on both my hands

I wonder who slung that beer can right through my winder

Dun had myself a night I can't remember



My dang liver's nearly gone

And this ain't where I belong

Hey thanks bartender

Dun had myself a night I can't remember



Twelve steps my foot!

I can't even take two!

And by the way kid, you're hired!

Just no drinking!

I made it