The Next Big Thing

Claire's Birthday

last night I slept with elvis

in a heartbreak hotel

I'm sure you're all pleased to hear that

the king is alive well

I heard his voice in my ear saying

dear are you lonesome tonight

I said well for a few hundreds

I'll be anything you like

read it in the papers

now that I'm a star

famous gorgeous

equally cursed loved

the medias gone grazy

america's in love with me

the next big thing after jesus yeah

just had a call from the white house

bill's asking me for a tea

thought I'm not so found of sigaro

I'd do anything for peace

now that I'm famous

now that I'm rich

still haven't forget where I come from

once a bitch always a bitch

read it in the papers

I'm a higher class

I've had a boobjob

tightered my arse

shitloads of sugar shitloads of cash

I'm the next big thing after jesus yeah