You're Moving Out Today

Carole Bayer Sager

I stayed out late one night and you moved in

I didnt mind 'cause of the state you were in

May in remind you thats its been a year since then



Today the landlady she said to me (what did she say?)

Your loony friend just made a pass at me (slap him in the face)

Perhaps you might enjoy a cottage by the sea



So pack your toys away

You pretty boys away

Your 45's away

Your alibis away

Your Spanish flies away

Your one-more-tries away

Your old tye-dyes away

You're moving out today



(I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry)



Your nasty habits aint confined to bed (ha ha ha ha ha)

The grocer told me what you do with bread (what do you do?)

Why don't you take up with the bakers wife instead of me? Fool.



So pack your rubber duck

I'd like to wish you luck

Your funny cigarettes

Your 61 cassettes

Pack all your clothes away

Your rubber hose away

Your old day-glows away

You're moving out today



La da da da da, bah bah dud da dud da dum da da dum, bad a bub bub bub (I hate to do it, I hate to do it, I hate to do it, I hate it, I just can't take it)



I'm so sorry (x2)



Pack up your dirty looks

Your songs that have no hooks

Your stacks of Modern Screen

Your portrait of the Queen

Your mangy cat away

Your baby fat away

You're headed that-away

You're moving out today



Pack up your fork and spoon

Please leave my Lorna Doone's

Your map of Mozambique

Your water bed that leeks



La la la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la



Cant help it, the girl cant help it

Cant help it, the girl cant help it

Cant help it, the girl cant help, so get out of my house you dirty...



(I'm so sorry) La la la la la la, la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la (I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry)