You′re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, and as charming as an eel, Mr. GrinchYou′re a bad banana with a greasy black peel
Just face the music
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you′ve got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
And I wouldn′t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
You′re a foul one, Mr. Grinch, yes, you are
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
Yes, you′re stink, stank, you're stunk
Yes, you are, Mr. Grinch, yes, you are
