Swingin' On A Star

Bruce Willis & Danny Aiello

Would you like to swing on a star

Carry moonbeams home in a jar

And be better off than you are



Or would you rather be a mule?

A mule is an animal with long funny ears

He kicks up at anything he hears

His back is brawny

And his brain is weak

He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak

By the way, if you hate to go to school

You may grow up to be a mule



Would you like to swing on a star

Carry moonbeams home in a jar

And be better off than you are



Or would you rather be a fish?

A fish is an animal that swims in a brook

He can't write his name or read a book

To fool the people is his only thought

And though he's slipperly

He still gets caught!

If that's all life is what you wish

You may grow up to be a fish



Would you like to swing on a star

Carry moonbeams home in a jar

And be better off than you are



Or would you rather be a pig?

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face

His shoes are a terrible disgrace

He's got no manners when he eats his food

He's fat and lazy and extremely rude

But if you don't care a feather or a fig

You may grow up to be a pig



And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo

Every day you see quite a few

So you see it's all up to you

You could be better than you are

You could be swinging on a star

(repeat X10)

Let's take it home!

You could be swinging on a star! FRB