The MummyBob McFadden and Dor Brunswick 9-55140(Rod McKuen)[NARRATION WITH INSTRUMENTAL BACKGROUND]MUMMY: I'm a mummy. I scare people. Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody. I'm a mummy.FIRST PERSON: MUMMY: I was born one thousand nine hundred and fity-nine years ago. My daddy was a mummy, too. Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody. I'm a mummy.SECOND PERSON: MUMMY: I don't try to scare people. I really came back to life to buy a copy of "Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb", but people run from me. Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody. I'm a mummy.THIRD PERSON: MUMMY: I wish there was somebody somewhere who wasn't afraid of me. Oh, well. Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody. I'm a mummy.BEATNIK: That's cool.MUMMY: I'm a mummy.BEATNIK: You mean you're a mother.MUMMY: No, I'm a mummy.BEATNIK: I'm a beatnik.MUMMY: People are afraid of me.BEATNIK: Yeah, I'll bet.MUMMY: I was born one thousand nine hundred and fifty-nine years ago.BEATNIK: Oh, yeah, like that's a long gig.MUMMY: Where can I buy a copy of "Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb"?BEATNIK: Oooh, man, I don't dig that trash. You know like Brubeck, Sherwin, modern jazz quartet?MUMMY: I'm a mummy.BEATNIK: Man, you got a warped groove.MUMMY: Aren't you afraid of me? Aren't you gonna scream?BEATNIK: Oh, yeah, like "help."Transcribed by Little JohnThese lyrics were transcribed from the specific recording referencedabove, and are for personal use and research interest only.
