Come now, listen babe
I got a reason why I behave
Like a child with a light in his eye
Running naked on a cold winter's night
Like a pigeon that's spreading its wings
To fly away to better things
Like a hammer that has made a dent
In every single little cent I've spent
Said Oh God, you've got to help me a little bit
You've got,
You've gotta have a relief file for me
Now I know I'm always right
That's a thought that never even crossed my mind
Don't touch me there, I gotta be pure
So smack that hand and read this verse
So I read your life up ahead
My new-found faith will pay by cheque
This life's took its toll on my soul...
Said Oh God, you've got to help me a little bit
You've got,
You've gotta have a relief file for me
Well this is me and that's my song
And as you can see we don't get along
So shut the doors on what we had
And now she can sleep with her dear ol' dad
My eyes are dry and my hands are clean
And I can't believe all the things I've seen
Said Oh God, you've got to help me a little bit
You've got,
You've gotta have a relief file for me
I said Oh my God!
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