Big Gay Al:
Bombs are flying.
People are dying.
Children are crying
Politions are lying too.
Cancer is killing.
Texaco is spilling.
The whole worlds gone to hell,
and how are you?
I'm Super!
Thanks for asking.
All things concidered
I couldn't be better I must say.
I'm feeling super,
no nothing bugs me
Everything is super when your...
Don't you think I look cute in this hat?
I'm so sorry Mr. Cripple
but I just can't feel too bad for you right now.
because I'm feeling so insanely super
that even the fact that you can't walk
can't bring me down
People:
He's super!
Thanks for asking!
All things considered
He couldn't be better he must say!
Big Gay Al:
I'm super!
No nothing bugs me!
Everything is super when your...
Don't you think I look cute in this hat
these little pants
these matching tie that i got at....
Big Gay Al:
I'm Super!
People:
...
Big Gay Al:
Stick 'em up
People:
...
Big Gay Al:
Skittles!
People:
Yes, he's super and
he's proud to be gay
Big Gay Al:
Okay!
People:
Everything is super when your gay!
When your gay
