uh-won't/uh-you/uh-dance with me/at the annual all-star/uh-ban quet/uh-we'll/uh-be/ so fancy free/at the annual/all-star/uh-banquet/ everyone in town will be looking there best/ even mrs. selman with her one extra breast/ it's the kind of the night when your feet match/when you feel nearly five-foot- three/ they'll laugh and they'll dance and they'll pee in there pants/`cause there's a patch at the all-star banquet waiting for me!
