THE HUNTING SONGTom Lehrer with orchestra(Dr. Demento's 25th anniversery tape)Note: This transcription is dedicated to my uncle and confirmation sponsor, and the best hunter in Cuyahoga County, who passed on last year...Mr. Anthony MazanecI always will rememberTwas a year ago NovemberI went out to hunt some deerOn a morning bright and clearI went and shot the maximum The game laws would allowTwo game wardens, seven hunters and a cowI was in no mood to trifleI took down my trusty rifleAnd went out to stalk my preyWhat a haul I made that dayI tied them to my fender And I drove them home somehowTwo game wardens, seven hunters and a cowThe law was very firm itTook away my permitThe worst punishment I ever enduredIt turned out there was a reasonCows were out of seasonAnd one of the hunters wasn't insuredPeople ask me how I do itAnd I say there's nothing to itYou just stand there looking cuteAnd when something moves you shoot (BANG!)And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right nowTwo game wardens, seven hunters and a cowYes the law was very firm itTook away my permitThe worst punishment I ever enduredIt turned out there was a reasonCows were out of seasonAnd one of the hunters wasn't insuredPeople ask me how I do itAnd I say there's nothing to itYou just stand there looking cuteAnd when something moves you shoot (BANG! OW!)And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right nowTwo game wardens, seven huntersAnd a pure-bred Guernsey
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