Black Bonnet Girls

The Electric Amish

Ohhh, you gonna paint that barn tonight

Ohhh, down beside da lantern light

Ohhh, you gonna finish all your chores

Black bonnet girls you make the Amish world go round



Yah



I was just an Amish boy

Full of purity und joy

Knew damn well that I was holier than thee

Left alone with Cousin Greta

What a naughty baby sitta

Heathen woman, you made a Mennonite out of me



Yah Yah



I know girls who never curse

Chicks who know their bible verse

Every one of them wore a dress down to da floor

Though their chastity and charm

Made them quite pleasant on da farm

There ain't nothing like a good old Amish whore



Ohhh, you gonna paint that barn tonight

Ohhh, down beside da lantern light

Ohhh, you gonna finish all your chores

Black bonnet girls you make the Amish world go round

Yah

Black bonnet girls you make the Amish world go round



Hey Carl

Yah Graeber

What's the difference between Greta and my buggy.

I don't know Graber what is the difference

Well, not everybody has been in my buggy.

Ha ha ha ha



Yah listen now

I've been on my knees all day

All I do is sit and pray

Thought I saw the Lord but I can't really tell

But I knew from da beginning

With this lust and all this sinning

Black bonnet girls and me will surely burn in hell



Yah dig this

Ohhh, you gonna paint that barn tonight

Ohhh, down beside da lantern light

Ohhh, you gonna finish all your chores

Black bonnet girls you make the Amish world go round

Yah

Black bonnet girls you make the Amish world go round



Get on your buggies and ride

Black bonnet girls

Man that Greta's built like a brick outhouse

Black bonnet girls

As long as I've got a pew, she's got a place to sit

Black bonnet girls

Yah, she could churn my butter anytime

Black bonnet girls

Hey Greta, show us your ankles

Ooooh