Simon:
I'm Simon, this is
Milo:
Milo. I'm Milo. Enjoy.
Simon:
Enjoy.
Ready ready set go
Oh ya, oh ya, oh ya, oh ya
Wee oo wee oo
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Wee oo wee oo
Oh ya...
Wee ooo wee ooo
Come on...
If I were a dentist I would take the opportunity to look in your mouth
Wee ooo wee ooo
Maybe if I did then I would better understand just what you're talking about
Wee ooo wee ooo
And if my x-ray picture gave the proper information I'd be back at the start
'Cause every time I try and talk to you my words keep falling apart
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Oh ya...
Pretty girls make me nervous
Come on...
Pretty girls make me nervous
Oh ya...
Pretty girls make me nervous
Come on...
When they're as pretty as you
If I were a surgeon I would do an operation to examine your heart
Wee ooo wee ooo
I'd check to see if you and me could really ever move beyond the very start
Wee ooo wee ooo
And if my diagnosis turned up positive I'd still be only dreaming of you
'Cause approaching you is something that I know I'd never have the guts to do
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And when she smiles she makes me happy
And when she's near I get so dreamy
Ah...
And in my award winning dream I'd perform like I was on a movie screen as I casually pop the question
Simon:
"Do you want to go out for coffee with me?"
Minnie Mae:
"I don't drink coffee."
If I were a lawyer I would argue for the right to kiss you passionatley
Wee oo wee ooo
And if I were a teacher I would re-write history so you would end up with me
And if I were an architect then I'd be busy dawing up the perfect plan
But all of these things above so alone is the only thing I am
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