One sunny day I was riding my bike and smoking a joint 'cause that's what I like.
A policeman stopped and began to stare and he said, "Hey sonny whatcha smokin' there?"
I said...
"It's a reefer do you want some policeman,
it's a reefer do you want a blast,
it's a reefer do you want some policeman
or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?"
Well he put me in his car, and he left my bike
And he took my reefer which he quite liked,
We got to the station and his eyes were all red,
And the sargent said, "Constable, you're out of your head!"
He said...
"YEAH, it's a reefer do you want some sargent,
it's a reefer do you want a blast,
it's a reefer do you want some sargent,
or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?"
Well he suspended the constable for his little joke,
And he went to the bathroom to have a little toke,
When he got back, I'd rolled another eight and they were being passed 'round every copper in the place
Well I sold then two ounces and one sixteenth
And they rolled the biggest joint that the world has ever seeeeeeeen,
And they sang together...
"It's a reefer, do you want some Matthew,
it's a reefer do you want a blast
it's a reefer do you want some Matthew,
THANKS FOR YOUR COMPANY, AND THANKS FOR THE GRASS!"