Oh English Girl

Mexican Pot Noodle

Oh English girl you're so pale and so lovely

On holiday with your proud man

But secretly he's bored with you

He wants it dirty, filthy and more rude

And when you sleep he sneak into town

To look for the backstreet action

He can't resist what the city suggest

The mexican Pot noodle

And when he swallows he shouts oh yes, oh yes

oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!