Once I had armadillo
or should I say he once had me.
I walked with him trough Slowenian wood
and his name was Pappy, dude!
His butt was always crapy
and I enjoyed cleaning ass of Pappy.
He was always happy,
he made me feel sleepy.
We always watched TV,
unfortunatly he couldn't see.
Pappy was blind,
but he was one of a kind!
Chorus (X3):
Oh, Pappy, Pappy, Pappy,
crapy my Pappy!
Oh, Pappy, Pappy, Pappy,
I miss you Pappy!
One day I came home,
but Pappy wasn't there!
I yelled "Where are you Pappy,
without you my life is crapy!"
I looked on the street and guess what I see,
Pappy lying, dead meat!
When Pappy died,
all day I cried!
I burried Pappy in Mirogoy,
cause he was such a good boy.
I became stupid, stinky homeless
because I forgot my adress
and my pet armadillo Pappy died!
Chorus (X3):
Oh, Pappy, Pappy, Pappy,
crapy my Pappy!
Oh, Pappy, Pappy, Pappy,
I miss you Pappy!
